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A Unicorn Short Story


Grace Risata

Copyright © February 11, 2017 by Grace Risata

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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

Chapter One – A night on the town…

I looked at myself in the rear view mirror one last time before I walked into to the dilapidated bar.

Not too shabby. Let me be the first to tell you that I was quite easy on the eyes. My head was adorned with thick, dark hair that the ladies couldn’t resist touching. I gazed at them with piercing brown eyes as if to convey to one fortunate broad that she was the sole center of all my attention. Did I mention my body? I was ripped. When you to go the gym every night, you get results.

With one last spritz of cologne and a quick sniff of my pits, I was ready to rock and roll.

I needed a welcome diversion to release some stress after a hard week slaving away at Napier, Valis, and Whitfield Incorporated.

Yes, you read that correctly. I was an intern at one of the most prestigious law firms in the state, if not the entire country. Although I had been at the company for only a year, I didn’t think it would be long before I moved up in the ranks and took top status among my peers.

I had no doubt that I, Michael Willows, would be going places.

For now, though, the only place I cared to be was inside some lucky lady’s panties.

When you’re as suave as I am, the women tend to flock around like fangirls at a rock concert.

Ah, enough of this pep talk. I’m sexy and I know it. Time to share the love with a fine looking female or two. I’m not ruling anything out tonight. I was definitely going to take someone home with me…all the better if she had a friend to bring along for the ride.

Chapter Two – Meet and Greet

I walked into the bar and took a quick look around, assessing the scene and being careful to choose among the buffet of eye candy that was available.


Not impressed at all so far. I can make out a few women standing over by the jukebox, cackling like witches. It’s not the easiest maneuver in the world to insert yourself into the middle of a crowd and try to get one girl off to the side. Sure, it can be done, but it takes too much effort and I’m not about spending all night in this shithole. My intent was to get in, pick a winner, get out, and then let the REAL fun begin.

For a Saturday night, this place isn’t very crowded at all. I might have to cross it off my list of bars to find an easy piece of ass.


Wait just a minute.

What have we here?

I just spotted a beauty sitting at the bar with her back to me. This could be risky because I can’t see her face. If I tap her on the shoulder and she looks like the identical twin of Frankenstein, I’ll just bail, apologize, and tell her I got her confused with someone else.

I sent up a silent prayer that this chick’s front is even half as solid as her backside. My future fuck buddy has long, straight snow-white hair that falls down her back leading straight to an ass that I want to get to know better.

I’ve never seen a girl with such light colored hair before. She reminds me of that dragon bitch from the Game of Thrones. I’ve jerked off to her on more than one occasion. Maybe this beauty in front of me will agree to a little role playing.

Time to make my move.

I walked around to the front of her and gave off a killer smile, one of my signature moves guaranteed to make her melt at my feet.

Holy fuck! This girl is the complete and total package. Her front is even more breathtaking than I could have imagined. The most intense gray eyes sparkled at me as I approached. But that’s not what caught my attention.

I was struck speechless by her tits. The rack on this honey was at least three handfuls’ worth…and I had big hands. I should mention that I had a super-sized cock too. Everything on me was jumbo. Extra-large. Giant. What can I say? I was first in line when the universe passed out gifts.

“Hello,” I murmured, flashing her one hypnotizing smile that showcased my pearly whites. “What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this? You should be in Los Angeles modeling for Vogue, baby!”

“I’m trying to find a donor to fill me with his virile semen, so that I may be able to return to my planet and share the harvest with my fellow sisters,” she replied, nonchalantly.


Not quite the answer I was expecting.

Let me take a step back and rethink this whole situation.

I was staring at one of the hottest chicks I had ever seen in my life. She just might happen to be bat-shit crazy. This wouldn’t be the first time I’d banged a weirdo. As a matter of fact, they tended to be the wildest in bed.

So…the fact that she thought she might be from another planet was actually not a deal-breaker. Not yet, anyway.

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