Unicorn Short Story
© February 11, 2017 by Grace Risata
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Chapter One – A night on the town…
I looked at myself in
the rear view mirror one last time before I walked into to the
Not too shabby. Let
me be the first to tell you that I was quite easy on the eyes. My
head was adorned with thick, dark hair that the ladies couldn’t
resist touching. I gazed at them with piercing brown eyes as if to
convey to one fortunate broad that she was the sole center of all my
attention. Did I mention my body? I was ripped. When you to go the
gym every night, you get results.
With one last spritz
of cologne and a quick sniff of my pits, I was ready to rock and
I needed a welcome
diversion to release some stress after a hard week slaving away at
Napier, Valis, and Whitfield Incorporated.
Yes, you read that
correctly. I was an intern at one of the most prestigious law firms
in the state, if not the entire country. Although I had been at the
company for only a year, I didn’t think it would be long before I
moved up in the ranks and took top status among my peers.
I had no doubt that I,
Michael Willows, would be going places.
For now, though, the
only place I cared to be was inside some lucky lady’s panties.
When you’re as suave
as I am, the women tend to flock around like fangirls at a rock
Ah, enough of this pep
talk. I’m sexy and I know it. Time to share the love with a fine
looking female or two. I’m not ruling anything out tonight. I was
definitely going to take someone home with me…all the better if she
had a friend to bring along for the ride.
Chapter Two – Meet and Greet
I walked into the bar
and took a quick look around, assessing the scene and being careful
to choose among the buffet of eye candy that was available.
Not impressed at all
so far. I can make out a few women standing over by the jukebox,
cackling like witches. It’s not the easiest maneuver in the world
to insert yourself into the middle of a crowd and try to get one girl
off to the side. Sure, it can be done, but it takes too much effort
and I’m not about spending all night in this shithole. My intent
was to get in, pick a winner, get out, and then let the REAL fun
For a Saturday night,
this place isn’t very crowded at all. I might have to cross it off
my list of bars to find an easy piece of ass.
Wait just a minute.
What have we here?
I just spotted a
beauty sitting at the bar with her back to me. This could be risky
because I can’t see her face. If I tap her on the shoulder and she
looks like the identical twin of Frankenstein, I’ll just bail,
apologize, and tell her I got her confused with someone else.
I sent up a silent
prayer that this chick’s front is even half as solid as her
backside. My future fuck buddy has long, straight snow-white hair
that falls down her back leading straight to an ass that I want to
get to know better.
I’ve never seen a
girl with such light colored hair before. She reminds me of that
dragon bitch from the Game of Thrones. I’ve jerked off to her on
more than one occasion. Maybe this beauty in front of me will agree
to a little role playing.
Time to make my move.
I walked around to the
front of her and gave off a killer smile, one of my signature moves
guaranteed to make her melt at my feet.
Holy fuck! This girl
is the complete and total package. Her front is even more
breathtaking than I could have imagined. The most intense gray eyes
sparkled at me as I approached. But that’s not what caught my
I was struck
speechless by her tits. The rack on this honey was at least three
handfuls’ worth…and I had big hands. I should mention that I had
a super-sized cock too. Everything on me was jumbo. Extra-large.
Giant. What can I say? I was first in line when the universe passed
murmured, flashing her one hypnotizing smile that showcased my pearly
whites. “What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this? You
should be in Los Angeles modeling for Vogue, baby!”
“I’m trying to
find a donor to fill me with his virile semen, so that I may be able
to return to my planet and share the harvest with my fellow sisters,”
she replied, nonchalantly.
Not quite the answer I
Let me take a step
back and rethink this whole situation.
I was staring at one
of the hottest chicks I had ever seen in my life. She just might
happen to be bat-shit crazy. This wouldn’t be the first time I’d
banged a weirdo. As a matter of fact, they tended to be the wildest
So…the fact that she
thought she might be from another planet was actually not a
deal-breaker. Not yet, anyway.
“That’s a pretty
interesting story, sweetheart,” I admitted, forcing myself to keep
a straight face. “Have you found any donors yet?”
“No,” she pouted.
“I’ve only talked to a few potential candidates, but they didn’t
seem interested in my offer of copulation. Perhaps they desire
something more than I’m able to give.”
interested in this idea of yours, honey. Can you tell me more?”
Her eyes lit up at the
amount of attention I was giving her and she began her proposal.
“My name is Theta
and I’m from the planet Unicornia. We have a shortage of men to
mate with the women and, as a result, our species is becoming inbred.
I was tasked with teleporting to Earth and finding compatible seed
to return to my homeland.”
Wow. Did I say she
was bat-shit crazy? Let’s change that to certifiably insane.
However, if she was looking for seed, I could totally help her with
interested, Theta. What can I do to help?”
“I would have to ask
you to get naked so I could determine if your genes would be
suitable. Then we would begin the breeding process. It’s actually
Ah, here’s the
kicker. I wonder what her definition of ‘the breeding process’
entailed. Did this broad expect to do some bizarre ritual like dance
naked in the moonlight and just kiss a little bit? Or was my cock,
and her sucking on it, somehow involved?
“I’m afraid that
I’m not familiar with Unicornia or any breeding procedure. Could
you tell me all the details, please?”
“As I said, it’s
not complex at all. I would bend over and you would insert your male
anatomy part into my feminine entrance until your hot seed spilled
out rapidly, thus inseminating me.”
“That sounded very
scientific,” I said. Theta was not good at the dirty talk.
“I’m sorry. I
should put it in terms that a human can better understand. I would
like to invite you to fuck me senseless, shoving your rock hard cock
into my slick pussy. You will thrust into me harder and harder,
going faster and deeper, until you explode and your jets of cum
threaten to overflow my eager cunt. Is that description more to your
Oh shit. If I was an
amateur, I would have just come in my pants from hearing her talk
like that. Fortunately, I managed to control myself.
“That sounds like an
excellent plan, Theta,” I squeaked in voice that I didn’t even
recognize as coming out of my mouth. “Let’s go do that, okay?”
“I should warn you,
though. My offer comes at a price,” she confessed.
What? Was she a
hooker or something? Was this her way of enticing customers to pay
up? I didn’t care what she charged. There was no chance I was
passing up a night with this bitch.
“I’ll pay your
price. Let’s get out of here and you can show me how the
So that’s exactly
what we did.
Chapter Three – Breeding the Unicorn
helped Theta off her bar stool, like the gentleman that I am, and
escorted her out to my car.
Ok, it’s not really
“my” car per se. My sweet 1995 Honda Accord is currently having
her engine replaced, so I’m in possession of a rental car. I
decided to splurge because I earned it.
“Is this your unit
of transportation?” Theta asked, eyes growing wide in appreciation
of the Corvette that sat shining before us.
“Yes, it is. Are
I didn’t even have
to ask that question. Chicks got wet for hot cars. And for the guys
who drove them.
“I adore the color.
White is my favorite. It reminds me of my homeland. All of the
unicorns are white. A few separatist rebels dyed themselves pink in
protest of the uniformity laws, but that revolution quickly got
snuffed out. Supreme Leader Tivanka Brump leads with an iron fist.”
Okay. Let’s get
this over with. This lady is definitely sexy as hell to look at, but
once she opens her mouth and actual words come out…let’s just say
it’s killing my boner in a major way.
I opened the door for
her and raced around to my side of the car. The next problem that I
needed to solve was beginning to weigh on my mind. Where could I
take this nutcase for a quick roll in the hay?
“Please drive me
somewhere off the beaten path,” she requested. “We’re under a
full moon and I need optimum mating conditions. I must be outside,
in the open air, under the moon. The waves of energy from Unicornia
must filter down to my vagina for maximum breeding results.”
This lady was an
absolute lunatic. I was getting really close to kicking her ass out
of the car or asking if she’d taken her meds today.
But I couldn’t do
If I didn’t see this
through…and find out what would happen next…I would never be able
to live with myself. My curiosity won out over my sense of
“I know a great spot
that’s about five minutes outside of town. There’s a beautiful
forest where I’ve gone on picnics with lovely ladies such as
yourself,” I offered.
It was really a dinky
little rest area that was a favorite stop among truckers that needed
to take a shit or get out and stretch their legs. However, I had no
intention of telling that to Miss Fruitcake.
We continued in
silence on the short drive to our destination. I was extremely
thankful I’d never shared my name with her. There was no way in
hell I needed her showing up on my doorstep one day for a repeat
performance of whatever was about to happen.
This chick was
definitely a ‘one-and-done’ kind of girl.
I parked the car and
Theta leaped out, immediately running off into the trees next to the
I had to get mosquito
bites chasing after this bitch?
If she wanted to get
my virile semen, she better get her ass back here.
called out, “Over here, honey!”
I took a leisure
stroll behind the brick shithouses and stumbled upon a clearing of
sorts. It was my luck to find the place deserted, yet completely
illuminated by the full moon. This would come in handy in case
anyone tried to sneak up on us while I got my freak on.
Theta came bounding up
next to me and starting barking out orders.
“Take off all your
clothes so that I may examine your body. I also need to analyze a
sample of your fertilizer.”
fluid,” she explained. “I need to test it to make sure that it’s
Did she expect me to
jerk off into a cup? Was there some hidden laboratory I didn’t
know about? You’ve got to be kidding me!
“How would that
work?” I asked with hesitation. If she didn’t start doing
something to impress me, I was going to abandon this whole operation.
“I must take your
reproductive rod into my mouth and extract a sample. In layman’s
terms, I need to suck your dick and see what comes out.”
Fuck yeah. Now we’re
talking. I’m fully on board with anything that involves dick
I looked around one
last time making sure no one was peeping on the show I was about to
perform. Then I got naked.
Theta ooh’d and
aah’d over my sculpted body, which came as no surprise to me. When
you have the physique of a chiseled body-builder, you become
accustomed to such adoration and praise. Theta did spend an extra
amount of time poking and prodding at my shoulders, but I didn’t
I must have passed her
first test, because she dropped to her knees and took my cock in her
Oh, what a mouth it
was. Her pouty lips wrapped around my junk and she managed to deep
throat my whole eight inches. Theta sucked and slurped like a
thirsty dog at a water bowl.
Now THIS was more like
Until she abruptly
What the hell? I
wanted more of that.
sugar? Keep going. My cock liked that. You want him happy, don’t
you? He needs to be happy in order to pollinate your flower.”
“I can’t risk
having you ejaculate into my mouth. I need to be inseminated
She turned around and
got down on all fours, lifting up her skirt and giving me an amazing
view of her naked ass.
Okay. I can roll with
“Now I’m going to
need you to fill me up with your sperm. Pump away at me as hard and
fast as you can. I want every last drop,” she begged.
I was more than happy
“Let me just get a
condom, and we can get this party started,” I mumbled while digging
around to find some protection.
shouted. “Absolutely NOT. I must harvest the seed!”
Wow. She was
definitely taking this whole alien unicorn role-playing thing pretty
serious. I never banged random girls without slipping on a raincoat.
Theta looked clean, so I wasn’t too concerned about disease. It
was the pregnancy thing that worried me. I didn’t know this bitch.
What if she was looking to trap a guy into supporting her and some
kid for the next eighteen years? I was going places in my life.
There was no way I was being tied down like that.
“Aren’t you going
to fuck me?” Theta pouted, sticking out her lower lip and giving me
sad eyes. “I’m so hot and wet for you.”
She was obviously
trying to seal the deal and make me forget about the condom.
Theta took off her top
and began to fondle her giant breasts with one hand, while the other
reached around back and started to play with her pussy.
scenario…let’s say she DID get knocked up. I never told her my
name and it’s not like she can trace my car license plates because
it’s a rental…
I thrust my rigid
member into Theta and began pounding away as if my life depended on
“Yes,” she begged,
“Just like that! Fuck me harder…more…yes!”
I banged away at her
like a jackhammer. This shit was fucking amazing. Theta was tight
as a virgin and so damn wet. Dream pussy is what this was. I
grabbed her ass and kept on screwing.
She began to make
weird noises and I actually considered stopping to see if she was
alright. It reminded me of the neighing sound that a horse makes.
Or a whinny. Or whatever the fuck it’s called when a horse starts
Obviously she was
enjoying herself or she wouldn’t be carrying on so loudly.
“Do you want me to
fuck you in the ass, Theta? Were you a bad girl?”
She turned around and
screeched, “You will breed with me exactly in this position until
your seed is overflowing from my womanly reproductive parts! Do not
stop until the task is complete!”
Her eyes took on a
weird glow to them and I started to get freaked out. What the hell?
Had she somehow put in different colored contact lenses when I wasn’t
Theta again faced
forward and I grabbed her hair and pulled. If she wanted to be
treated like a horse...um…unicorn…then I would comply. I tugged
on her hair as if using it as a rein, and said, “HYAH!” like I
was a cowboy at a rodeo.
She began to moan and
arch her back to meet me thrust for thrust. Theta was certainly
getting into this; I had to give her credit for that.
I tried to hold out,
enjoying the sensation of her juicy pussy constricting around my
stiff cock, but I couldn’t take it any longer.
I erupted into Theta,
crying out as my release overwhelmed me.
That had to have been
the sexiest body I’d ever nailed.
I rolled over into the
grass and closed my eyes, needing a quick second to catch my breath.
Holy balls, that was intense.
Now I just had to come
up with a way to get rid of her. If she thought we were spooning,
she was in for a rude awakening.
I felt a sharp pain in
my shoulder and immediately sat up, ready to fend off my attacker.
What I did not expect
to find, was the sight of Theta sinking her sharp teeth into my
“What the fuck are
you doing?” I screamed, pushing her away and rubbing my shoulder.
“That was a
necessary finish to the breeding process. You must be marked so that
no other unicorns try and mate with you. We need to keep the gene
pool diverse,” she explained, licking her lips.
worrying about an STD…I was going to contract unicorn rabies. Fuck
my life. I guess this is karma paying me back for fucking random
women that I meet at bars.
Before I could further
protest being bitten, Theta pulled out a golden flask and greedily
drank from it, as though her thirst was unquenchable.
I would bet any money
she was chugging some top shelf liquor and I wanted in on that
“What have you got
there, angel?” I asked. “Don’t be rude…didn’t your mother
ever teach you to share?”
“I never knew my
mother,” she replied without emotion, “she was slaughtered during
the leprechaun uprising more than a century ago.”
Okay then! Alien
unicorns AND leprechauns? This girl was a real piece of work.
Whoever was acting as her psychiatrist was clearly NOT doing a very
“No man has ever
asked to share my liquid ambrosia. There’s no telling what might
happen. It would be an interesting experiment, though,” she
declared while passing me the flask.
At this point, what
did I really have to lose by drinking this shit? There was no way it
was anything toxic since Theta had just poured half the flask down
her throat and she hadn’t collapsed into convulsions yet. Besides,
my curiosity was getting the better of me. I had to find out what
was in the flask, just so I could prove that it was average Earth
alcohol and not some alien concoction.
I took the flask and
carefully inhaled, trying to decipher the scent. I was treated to a
fragrant aroma that appeared to be fruity and woodsy at the same
I nodded my head at
Theta and took a small sip of the drink.
It was magnificent! I
had never tasted anything so wonderful in my entire life. I hastily
polished off the remainder of the heavenly brew. The way it flowed
down my throat, leaving behind a trail of heat mixed with a tingling
sensation, was something I had never experienced before!
“You are a very
brave man, Michael Willows. I admire your courage and willingness to
undertake such an endeavor. It’s just a shame I can’t stay
longer and observe your transformation.”
What the fuck? I
never told this bitch my name! Did I? No. If anything, I would
have given her an alias. I try to stay incognito at the bar.
There’s nothing worse than banging some babe and have her go all
stalker on your ass. I’m all about remaining anonymous.
Shit. Was there
something else that I should be paying attention to? Did she say
something about a transformation? I was starting to get light headed
and a little bit woozy.
“Did you d-d-drug
me, baby?” I mumbled, beginning to slur my words. “What was in
the…the…um…the bottle thingee that I just drank from?”
“That was a special
elixir designed to help me follow the moonbeams back to Unicornia and
aid in my transformation.”
She stood, smiled down
at me, and removed her skirt and heels. Theta raised her arms to the
sky, began to glow, and recited an incantation.
call me back home…on Earth I must not be stuck…I return to you
full of seed…after a night in which I did fuck. Grant me a
moonbeam to show me the way…make it swift while my pussy is
warm…let me shed my human skin…and return to my natural form!”
Theta got down on all
fours and began to make strange noises. It reminded me of the time I
heard a pair of feral cats mating outside my window.
Within a matter of
seconds, Theta was gone. A giant white horse stood in the spot where
she had been mere moments before.
“What the fuck?”
The horse spun around
to face me, and bowed down at the knee. It nodded its head in some
sort of odd salute and then galloped off toward the trees.
It didn’t make it to
Halfway there, the
giant motherfucking white horse just disappeared.
Right into thin air.
Like I was watching
David Motherfucking Blaine perform some serious magic.
I finally figured out
how to move again, and I got up and hauled ass to my car.
Theta drugged me.
That flask was full of LSD, PCP, or some sort of wild mushroom juice
and I was hallucinating. There was no other explanation for it. No
way rationalize the giant horn that had come out of her head. Just
like a unicorn.
Chapter Four – New and Improved…
I slowly regained
consciousness and licked my lips. Damn. This was the driest dry
mouth that I had ever had. What the hell happened last night? I
must have gotten completely hammered.
I didn’t want to
open my eyes, because I could already tell it was daytime. I had a
feeling that bright sunshine would not go over well with my ragged
ass. Hangovers were the worst, and this one felt completely epic if
my headache was any indication. Forget headache, this royal bitch
was a grade A migraine.
I carefully cracked
my eyes, being careful not to open them fully. I needed to figure
out where I was and whose bed I might be in. Better not make too
much noise in case I had to tip toe out of here without waking up
some strange woman.
My car? I’m in
my rental car? What the hell am I doing here? I must have known I
was drunk and not wanted to drive, so I slept in my car. That
explains it. I’m so fucking genius that I’m even making wise
choices when I’m completely sloshed. I never cease to amaze
Wait a fucking
minute. What am I doing at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere?
Holy balls! It’s
all coming back to me now!
woman…fucking like animals to fill her with my seed so she could
breed unicorn babies! What the crap was in the flask that I drank
from? That caused one HELL of a trip last night. Damn. If I could
mass produce and sell that tonic, I would be a billionaire.
hangover today was really kicking my ass.
I’ve never had a pounding, searing pain so completely overwhelm me
I brought my hand
up to massage my temple, and then ran it through my hair in an effort
to comb my wild mane.
But my hand didn’t
go through my hair.
There was one small
obstacle blocking it.
No fucking way.
One look in the
mirror confirmed what I was slowly coming to realize.
A three inch horn
had poked its way out of the top of my head.
I was a fucking
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should have known better. Nothing with this group ever goes quite as
planned. One minute I’m minding my own business, thinking I’m
about to have a quiet date night with my boyfriend, but the next
thing you know I’m shooting a crossbow and getting involved in the
most bizarre beauty pageant I’ve ever seen.
This 14,000 word short story tells the tale of one night of
adventure when a quirky woman joins her ex-mafia friends for a very
memorable experience. This story is set in the “My Dirty Detour”
world, however it is not necessary to have read that book in order to
understand this story. Please be advised, there is vulgar language.
This is a stand-alone story with plenty of humor, crazy characters,
and NO cliffhanger.